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22 May 13 at 6 pm

slaroc1:

Dear Society,
As someone who has worked in face-to-face customer service-type industries since age 16, here’s a fun little fact:
The more you complain about how you’re in a rush and we’re taking too long for your precious schedule - chances are - the slower we’ll go. The more you piss us off by…

That's what's up.: No Sympathy For You!
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22 May 13 at 6 pm

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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pleasestopbeingsad:


Street harassment is not a compliment.
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18 May 13 at 6 pm

padalackles:

pancakesandplaid:

paul-ramon:

#idk what’s happening but it’s hot

pepper doing some ironing

I caNT’ BRETAHSE

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padalackles:

pancakesandplaid:

paul-ramon:

#idk what’s happening but it’s hot

pepper doing some ironing

I caNT’ BRETAHSE
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07 May 13 at 8 pm

power-rangerz:

butlercat:

9.  20 beautiful friendships: gerry and julius (and the titans)

THIS MOVIE IS SUCH A CLASSIC

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rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

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07 May 13 at 8 pm

itshahahabui:

calins:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

BABY I WANT A PLEDGE!

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itshahahabui:

calins:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

BABY I WANT A PLEDGE!
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06 May 13 at 1 pm

isomorphismes:

Population distribution of the United States in units of Canadas.

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isomorphismes:

Population distribution of the United States in units of Canadas.

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i am so jealous of europeans

three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously

three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine

except three hours away 

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06 May 13 at 1 pm

teal-deer:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.image

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]

rupert is the hero we all deserve 

you go man with your truck 

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05 May 13 at 8 pm

Jeanne Ray (via fyoured)

This is perfect and lovely.

Eat the damn cake.

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"Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake."

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03 May 13 at 8 pm

memewhore:

sasstiel-novasassk:

frenchkotte:

hottorchic:

So I decided to make this before I started watching. Got a little carried away.

This post needs to have more notes!!!
So much truth in just one post.

this is my favourite post ever this needs more notes *round of applause*

Fucking NAILED it… seriously…

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03 May 13 at 8 pm

Doing it wrong! ALWAYS get no slaw extra toast! ALWAYS!

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Doing it wrong! ALWAYS get no slaw extra toast! ALWAYS!
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01 May 13 at 9 pm

godisgaf:

our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

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